Guitar Tabs and Lyrics For Jimmy Buffett - Why Don't We Get Drunk

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      I really do,  appreciate  the fact you're   sittin' here.
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      Your voice sounds  so wonderful   but your face don't
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      look too clear.
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      So barmaid bring a pitcher,   another round o' brew,
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      Honey why don't we get drunk and screw...

(Chorus:)      
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          Why don't we get drunk and screw?
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          I just bought a waterbed filled up for me and you.
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          They say you are a snuff queen, 
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          Honey I don't think that's true.
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          So,  why don't we get drunk and screw. 

(spoken: "Take it Coral Reefers, here we go...";) violin solo

     Why don't we get drunk and screw?
     I just bought a waterbed (it's) filled up for me and you.(**)
     They say you are a snuff queen,
     Honey I don't think that's true.
     So, why don't we get drunk and screw?  
      Yeah, now baby I say, "Lord!," (*)
     Why don't we get drunk and screw. 

(*)- or "Chord!" or "More Beer!" or whatever you like...  :*) 'hic
(**)- on "Feeding Frenzy" alternate verse:
     "I just bought a waterbed filled up with Elmer's Glue!..."

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